Quotes
From Walter
A page for quotes, inspired by Christo Bence
Often wrong but never in doubt.
Donkey: I like that boulder. That's a nice boulder.
Donkey: Shrek, I'm looking down !
Donkey: You should warn someone before you just crack one off like that. I had my mouth open and everything.
Shrek: One day I will repay you. Unless I can't find you or if I forget.
Donkey: Are we there yet ?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Really ?
Shrek: No !
Fry: Where’s your bathroom ?
Bender: Bath what ? What room ? What what ?
Seen on the back of a taxi:
Hard work is the mother of success: work like a slave, live like a king.
Dave Keating: Oh, my f@#$'in balsak !
Andi Reinbrech: I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.
Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps.
Zap Brannagan: I will now impose a toast on you.
Lord Farquart: Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Sa'major Keating: We are going to need a new medic - one who's not afraid of the odd field amputation.
